Audio Introduction to a Ninja:
MidwestNinja’s life story in one minute

I am the original Midwest Ninja. I’m 25 and living in Chicago, working as a web producer. Before that, i lived in Wisconsin for about a year. Wisconsin is essentially Illinois, except more beer, more cheese, way too much green and gold, and they hate the hell out of Illinois..

MidwestNinja.com has served a lot of purposes in its time – it’s been a streaming radio station and a homepage for the defunct WRFU show “The Jenn Cork Show.” Now it’s my web home. Feel free to peruse the work I’ve done – it won’t take long – and enjoy.

Check out MWN's current side projects at:
The Ninja and Geoffrey Show
streaming live
6 - 9 a.m. Wednesdays
and
The American Cancer Society - Volunteer Connection Chicago

LISTEN TO THIS STUFF I MADE!!!
These are audio biographies MWN made in college

From Carpenter to C Celebrity - Audio biography of the Ace Man - Adam Carolla. It was made in 2003, before his wife and kids and morning radio show and "Dancing with the Stars."
Life of Dr. Bryan - of Pawnee, Ill. Former roommate and equally former pre-med student. Never actually became a doctor, but he owned a set of O.R. scrubs, so we let him keep the salutation.

MWN FACT SHEET

Likes: 'This American Life,' Christopher Titus, VH1, screened-in porches and chipotle-anything

Dislikes: Male enhancement commercials, tomatoes, Comcast, exercise, pigeons and children.

*All facts are subject to subjectivity and may be deemed no longer valid at any time by issuing agency without prior notice or consent.